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A Little Nonsense now 'n then Is Relished By the Wisest Men

Perhaps a dash of truth
In the mix

Thursday, April 30, 2015

Urban Myths of my youth (1950's)

 Spanish fly when slipped into a female's food or drink would cause her to go crazy to take anything inside her. Hence the story of the girl who mounted the stick shift of her boyfriend's Chevy.
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  Saltpeter when slipped into institutional (school) food would render males impotent.
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  The boy and girl in the park making out when they hear noises outside the car, then see a dark figure approaching the car. The boy driving starts the car, puts it in gear and floors it. When they arrive at a safe place and get out they see a hook-hand hanging on the door handle.
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  The woman driving home from her night shift arrives at home, hears something in the back seat, looks to see a large black man crouching in the back.                                                     _____________________

  The teenage boy inserts a finger in the girl who is known as "loose" She invites him to put his whole hand in. He fumbles with his fingers. The girl holds up her hand to show him that his thumb needed to be tucked inside the fold of his  and then penetrate.

My 2 Deaths

In June of last year I left telling her "I will see you in heaven." I hugged her bloated body.
Her last words as I passed through the door were "Wear your jacket on the plane."
I sobbed that she was thinking of my comfort when she was so near to death.

In October she was still living which surprised us all. She was relocated at the care
center to acomfortable private room where she could be somewhat independent
 andthe still have the skilled care she required with the assistance of young aides.
She thought at least one young male aide had a crush on her. Her bloat was gone,
her mind was mostly back. We celebrated her birthday. She was distant from me
and my two sisters.
Was that the result of a TIA (small stroke)?
I think not.

ODE to O.E.D. for Krista

I would rather have the O.E.D. with me than the Bible.
I should like to be buried, although  I shall be burnt,
That is my body, not my soul, and not I present to
Supervise, my remains with said book at hand.